I blame AT&T
As I was planning to leave for work this morning I thought I would check the weather to see if I needed to hunt down my umbrella and bring it to work. My computer was all packed up so I went to the Weather Channel app on my iPhone to see what the forecast was for today.
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Nothing. So I tried the stock weather app. Same thing.
At this point I went with the very scientific “Well, it’s not raining outside right now so I’m probably safe” and headed off to work.
Fast forward to this afternoon and I can see that the floor near the exit at Grand Central is wet and some people coming inside have umbrellas in their hand. These umbrellas are all closed, but they are in hand nonetheless. This is disconcerting to me.
I step outside and…no rain. “Alright, score. I’ll hurry home and no harm no foul.”
42nd street – dry
41st street – dry
40th street – keep going, keep going, keep going, dry
39th street – dry
38th street – dry
37th street – hear thunder, but dry
36th street – picking up the pace, it’s getting wind. dry
35th street – dry
Now, 34th street is always the critical street in my commute. It’s a 2 way street and has lots of traffic so you can actually only cross it when the light says so, unlike the others where you really only have to wait for a couple cars to pass. Needless to say, as I approach 34th street, the light changes.
It’s okay though, I have to cross Madison anyway so this is the perfect opportunity to do that in stride. That is, until…
34th street – a little wet
Okay, okay, no biggie. All I have to do is make it across 34th and there’s scaffolding for the next block to keep me dry then it’s 3 blocks home!
33rd street – the rain picks up, kinda wet
32nd street – raining pretty good, pretty wet
And then…kaboooooooom
31st street – hard wind, hard rain, pelting sideways, soaked
Less than 100 yards from my front door I duck under what little relief I can gather from an awning as I fish my keys out. I position the front door key in my fingers and prepare to make a mad dash.
30th street – drowning
I fail at running faster than the rain and ended up looking like this:

This is the entire front of my body. Shirt soaked throughout, jeans plastered to my legs, flip flops a disaster. Just for comparison’s sake, here you can see what the dry part of the shirt looks like as well.

And this is how I feel after AT&T lets me down.

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