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Surprisingly good 2p2 thread recently called “Crazy **** you would do if you were a billionaire”

Here are some of the best ideas:

I’d like to build a house where all the rooms are floored like air-hockey tables so that you could glide effortlessly all around the house.

Solid wacky billionaire antics here

Martingale the Bellagio for $1,000,000 units.

In case you don’t know what the Martingale system is

I’d blow an absurd amount of money setting up prop bet material, mostly for sports.

Stuff like the best random high school basketball team in some small state against the WNBA champions, whether a random OOTer could go 3 rounds with de la Hoya, Curtains versus a Kasparov who has to be completely sloshed the whole time, Sklansky versus El Diablo on the SAT, Spain versus Manchester United and that kind of thing.

Stuff people argue about endlessly but other than the really clear ones the argument could go on forever. It would be so sick to be able to splash out enough money that even elite athletes and rich dudes would go all out so a lot of these fun drunken conversations could be settled.

This is awesome.  There are so many of these things people argue about like “Florida versus the Detroit Lions” that someone using their money to set these things up would probably be able to make it all back on TV revenue.

I would buy the rights to TV shows that are going off the air. Then pay the entire cast and writers to continue making episodes just for me and my friends. Only TV shows i like of course.

In case you ever wanted more Arrested Development.

perfectly recreate the old n64 bond levels like complex and temple. then fund some engineers to invent all the guns from the game but of the paintball variety. even paintball proximity mines. then play paintball

The GREATEST idea, by far.  You could charge me $40 and hour and I would still live at this place, dropping proximity mines all over the levels.

Not sure about details, but I’d definitely spend a lot of money on ruining the lives of people I hate.

So now we’ve got someone going all Count of Monte Cristo on us, what could possibly be the best way to accomplish this?

I would pay ABC and the writers and actors of Lost to permanently take the show of the air and swear them all to secrecy.

You bastard.

So now, what’s your plan for crazy things to spend your billions on?  Please see this movie if you need some inspiration.