
I copied this from the 2p2 forums, and I think it’s a pretty funny (and pretty accurate) representation of what happens when you play WoW. Aaron, please take note of this before renewing your trial subsciption.
Ok, LISTEN TO ME. I want you to read this. It is important, you’re in the beginning stages of the WoW addiction. Here is how it happens:
Levels 1-9: OMFG THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!! Azeroth amazes you with its vast, wonderfully-designed beauty. The controls are wonderful. Your hadokens kill people in three hits and replenish just as fast. You level up so amazingly fast. The quests are pretty simple, but they’re quick and fun, and give your character a fun challenge (and besides, they’re just giving me simple tasks to get me used to the controls, right? Surely the late-game tasks will be rich, strategic and involved). You’re having so much fun, you can’t imagine not playing this game all the way to lvl 60!
Levels 10-19: More amazingly cool stuff. You’re getting talent points now, further allowing you to customize the edge you want your character to have. You see you’re first city and you’re like WOAH HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME!!! Your fellow n00bs that you team up with are friendly and fun to play with. You’ve gotten your first flying experiences on a griffin/windrider/bat, and that’s fun. You’re still levelling fast, two or three levels a night! Every couple hours you’re getting new cool spells. And you’ve played a dungeon or two! The addiction is setting in.
Levels 20-29: You’re introduced to a new aspect of the game: PVP (if you’re not on a PVP server you’re a wuss and you know it). Getting killed sucks, but killing a PC is WAY COOL. You hate rogues, and are starting to consider re-making your character as a rogue. Levelling is still a nice steady pace, one level every couple hours, and the scenery is still very cool. You’ve probably visited another city by this time. The cities are cool, but they you’re over the initial sense of awe (you start to realize that a city is about the size of a shopping mall, and the stores are about as interesting). The quests are more challenging, but you still feel like you’re doing simple tasks. But better things are to come; heck you’re almost level 30, halfway there!
Levels 30-39: Levelling is still slowing down. Used to take four hours to get a new level, now it takes five or six. The quests are sending you all over the map, and it feels pretty slow. You can’t wait to get to 40 so you can get a mount. Levelling is becoming a bit routine now, gain two levels, fly back to ironforge/orgimmar, get some new stuff which takes more mana and time to cast. The cities are a bit blah at this point (frankly you’re getting annoyed of the flying time and the lag.)
Suddenly you make the discovery of a lifetime: you can level faster by staying in one spot and killing things than you can with questing! Way faster, like twice as fast. Once you realize this, UNINSTALL THE GAME IMMEDIATELY. YOU HAVE REACHED THE POINT BEYOND WHICH THE GAME IS NO LONGER FUN
Levels 40-49: Here we go, the big leagues (yeah, right). You’ve spent a lot of time and money on your mount, and here’s you’re big payoff: you go about 30-60% faster. That didn’t live up to the hype, did it? The NPC’s aren’t harder, they’re just more annoying. The quests are stupid, you’re getting tired of the “collect twelve X, kill fifteen Y” routine. The NPC’s are getting tougher to kill, and the only people to group with are in the same somewhat annoyed boat. You want level sixty, and you’re feeling pretty impatient. The only thing that’s fun is a ventrilo’d dungeon quest with your buddies, although it kind of sucks that it slows down the levelling so much.
Levels 50-59: The game fucking sucks. You no longer feel the sense of happiness and triumph that you used to, now it feels like an obligation and an addiction. The scenery has stopped impressing you. You’ve come to terms with the fact that the islands are roughly two or three miles and the cities are filled with completely uninteresting NPC’s. RL has better graphics, but you’re here on a mission. You have become withdrawn, filthy and paranoid. Levelling has slowed down to a ridiculous degree, but each acquired level gets you one level closer to level 60. Soon, you’ll be able to actually play the game for fun! People will like you! You’ll have done something amazing!
DING 60 w00t!!!!!! Congratulations, you’ve arrived in the promised land. You are now a proud member of level 60 players, and can boldly travel throughout Azeroth showered in respect of the other n00bs. You find out that level 60 is not the end; it is, in fact the beginning. You’re still a n00b; armor and items are what makes you l33t. Your comrades are all complete losers, and you can’t stand talking to any of them.
Get up and look at yourself in the mirror. You’re disgusting. You’ve gained fifteen pounds and there are semen stains on your wife-beater right by the guacamole. Are you still employed? How can you go back to the real world now? What are you going to do, sell your account for a measly $300? Or are you going to keep feeding the pointless, goalless, and completely uninteresting addiction?