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That was a nice earn of about $230 per hour last session. I know I haven’t made a poker update in a while, but that’s because I haven’t played much in a while. I’m going to try to get some spreadsheets up here soon with all my data in them so that you will be able to see how I did through 2005.

Anyway, here’s what I wanted to show off. Click it to see the gory details.

1) If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2)Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

3)If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

4) Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

5) Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

6) Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

7) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

9) Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

10) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

11) Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

12) If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re fucked.

13) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

14) When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

15) ack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.

16) Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

17) If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.

18) If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.

19) When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.

20) Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

21) As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”

22) Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

23) In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

24) Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.

25) Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

26) Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn’t want to.

27) When terrorists go to hell, if they say Jack Bauer sent them, they’ll get a group discount.

28) Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.

29) When you come face to face with Jack Bauer, you can do things the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is ingesting your cyanide pill.

30) Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

I didn’t make these up. Sorry to disappoint.

The 2nd best thread in 2plus2 history. Read this from top to bottom, but mostly just concentrate on samjjones’s posts. He details the 10 ten hair-men in cinema history. It’s epic, informative, and hilarious all at the same time. Klein, you’ll probably get the most pleasure out of this. It just seems like something you would be all over.

Anyway, without keeping you waiting any more:

Top 10 Hollywood Hair Hall of Fame

This one is actually worthwhile. For a little fun, watch my hair get longer in each set of pictures.

Enjoy!

Thanksgiving Party

Ben’s Big Letdown 2

New Year’s Eve

I’m writing this in class on my pda, so hopefully it will copy over. Related to that, I can’t get my Outlook to sync with my gmail account, and that’s pissing me off. I’d like to be able to catch up on e-mails in class, but right now that doesn’t seem like it’s going to happen. If Outlook would get its shit straight, or if Outlook Express would work on the PDA, none of this would be a problem. Eff you technology.
Right now, I’m a week into school and nothing too exciting is going on. I posted a picture of my class schedule below so you can see when I’m where. Please don’t stalk me.
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Now, for the most exciting thing in my life recently. 24. Jack Bauer, or should I say Frank Flynn, continues to be a gradeA badass, so I’m not disappointed. While trying to spoil as little as possible for everyone, let me just say RIP Cerano. On yeah, and this new president is a bitch. And I have a love-hate relationship with Rudy. And this season is awesome so far.
Also, I’ve decided that I need another stream of income so I’m going to be working hard over the next days and weeks to try and get something going that will make me some money. There are plenty of people with money to spend, so I feel like it’s only a matter of putting in the effort.
Last thing, F2F2S4 is finished. I’ll try to get the movie up soon. I know you’re dying to see underwear boy.

But an awesome one none-the-less.

“I request Journey and she’s all too happy to put it on for me. We sing the first half of the song at the top of our lungs, then a few seconds later I realize that I’m making out with her. 23 years older than me. On her floor. Listening to Journey. From a cassette tape. Pretty much the most bizarre moment of my life.”

Our New Year’s Eve party was probably the best party we’ve ever had at 511. I’m sure there are plenty of pictures floating around, so I’ll try to get some together, but it really won’t do the party justice. There were easily 100 people there, plenty of food and alcohol, and everyone was having a good time. The best part, everyone was surprisingly cool about everything this time.

Food gets thrown? No problem. People getting pushed around trying to get from one side of the room to the other? No one cares. Champaign sprayed all over everyone at midnight? Let’s get some more!

It was amazing. After midnight a decent amount of people left, but all the cool people stayed around dance to Aaron’s rap mix (which turned out to be surprisingly good) and then get past shitty drunk and have way too much listening to one of his awesome oldie mixes. A few of the songs that came on were Your Love, Maggie May, and Don’t Stop Believing to give you an idea.

Finally, as far as 2005 went for poker, I definitely didn’t do what I wanted to. I didn’t play enough, I didn’t work on my game enough, and I certainly didn’t move up enough. However, I did learn how to play SNGs, and a little about MTTs, which is something I didn’t really plan on doing. I made about $7k last year, which I guess is ok, but won’t cut it this year. That’s for damn sure.

Happy New Years, and Hook ‘em Horns!