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You have the following two options to choose from:
a) Natalie Portman is yours. She is in your bed every night.
b) You have the Force (light side) and a light saber.

Now, let me lay out a few groundrules for this arguement.

First, just because you have the Force, doesn’t mean you can do the Jedi mind trick to get Natalie Portman into your bed everynight. For starters, you aren’t a Jedi (moran), and secondly, Natalie Portman isn’t weak-minded. In fact, for the sake of this scenario, no girl is weak-minded enough that you could use the Force to get her into bed any more than you could use your current charm to get her into bed. Also, it’s only the light side of the Force you have, no electricity shooting or midiclorean messing with. This means no robbing banks and whatnot with your newfound abilities, the light side of the Force would preclude you from making such bad decisions.

Now, if you choose Natalie Portman, you get all of the benefits that come with it. She genuinely adores and loves you, and you get bangbangbang all you want. Since you’re a couple now, you share the same bank account, so money is no longer an issue for you. Also, you get the same A-list treatment as her anywhere that she would.

Soooo, what is it?

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